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"CockHammer is the story of Terrence and Perander, two pill popping swinger losers who's girlfriends are mysteriously kidnapped by CockHammer, a snuff porn kingpin and occult sorcerer bent on unlocking the secrets of the dreaded black mage diary!

Will Terrence and Perander figure out his heinous intentions and rescue their bitches in time to get their assholes fucked, or will the girls become the latest victims in CockHammer's elaborate plot to become a demigod?!

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"Stiff Jobs" is the story of two of the most ruthless hitmen in all of Strangeville, Wolfram and Windgate. What was to be a routine hit on a well to do gay pedophile with inclinations toward fat cuban boys, turns into murder, mayhem and all the perverted sexual nonsense Hack Movies is known for when our heros get themselves cunt deep in supernatural jizm, and come face to face with the forces of darkness!

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"Colonel Kill" concerns a group of Role playing nerds who, while attempting to rid themselves of their dork-ass ways, piss off, and through a series of crazy events, kill a homicidal ex-army veteran named Jack Scabtree.

Unfortunately for them, Scabtree's mother is heavy into the Black Arts, and soon, Jack Scabtree has been raised from the dead, with but one thought on his mind:
To kill those motherfucking kids!
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The Greatest Rock n’ Roll band ever, Dream Reaper, must defend their awesomeness against a force from the nether realm so ridiculous that you have to see it to believe it!


NEW Commentaries and introduction by Lloyd Kaufman!!!
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DVD Special Features include:

-3 Audio Commentaries
-Behind the Scenes featurette
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Dead Shit follows the exploits of Nixon and Hogan. Two unemployed, haplyess stoners who somehow keep finding themselves on the recieving end of a serious supernatural fuckstorm!

In The Talisman of tikinaya our two lovable thugs somehow find themselves in the middle of some kind of zombie apocalypse, but all is not as it seems. there's some heinous magic afoot, and before long, Nixon and Hogan are asshole deep in a plot so thick with twist and turns, your eyeballs will turn backwards and fall the fuck right out of your bitch-face!

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