Another year another flick piece minions! The next evolution of the epic saga that is the Hack Movies universe continues to unfold with the SIXTH feature film from Kevin Strange and Hack Movies since 2006! NIXON AND HOGAN SMOKE CHRISTMAS!!!!
Synopsis:
It's Christmas eve in Strangeville.The demented duo, Nixon and Hogan, have asked Santa for some sweet, sweet ule tide weed for their favorite holiday. Unfortunately, Santa mixes up the Christmas weed with Voodoo Zombie weed and smokes himself Undead! Now it's up to our dim witted heroes to finish Santa's delivery route or face the end of Christmas as we know it!
Will Nixon and Hogan save Christmas? Or will Sasparilla the weed witch succeed with her plan to murder Santa and wreck the collective facial area of everyone in Strangeville by turning every holdiay into Sasparilla day? Expect the kind of bent humor and gore only Hack Movies can deliver with this, the 6th feature film from the Mayor of Strangeville, Kevin Strange, and the rest of the Hack Movies crew piece!
If you're like me, then by now you're DYING to know when you can purchase this mega devestation to add to your ever expanding Hack Movies DVD collection am I right?!? Well, we're throwing something new at your bitch ass face pieces this time around Minions. You still get a few options to buy, but they're a tad different...
PRE-SALE OPTION 1:
First up is the most familiar way to buy. $12.99 gets you the SMOKE CHRISTMAS DVD piece, LOADED with special features including two Christmasy Commentaries, 5 behind the Smoke Featurettes, Outrageous outtakes and MORE, PLUS a second Hack Movies DVD of your choice ABSOLUTELY FREE!
PRE-SALE OPTION 2:
Here's where we throw you a curve ball Minions. Have you ever wished YOU could see your own name in the credits of a feature film?? Well. now's your chance! You see, Hack Movies is already in pre-production on our 7th feature film, the one A LOT of you have been wating YEARS for. That's right, we're FINALLY going to make IT CAME FROM MY PANTS, and now YOU CAN be a part of the magic!!! If you order SMOKE CHIRSTMAS for $19.99, we'll throw that extra money toward the budget of pants and add YOUR NAME to the PRODUCER credits of the film!! Just email us at mail@hackmovies.com with your name EXATCLY how you want it in the credits, after you order your DVD. How dope is that shit???? The best part? You still get that second hack movie FREE!
PRE-SALE OPTION 3:
There's a lot of you out there that will be dipping your balls into the Hack Movies soup for the first time with SMOKE CHRISTMAS. Maybe you don't know exactly where to start when it comes to picking up another flick, or maybe you have OCD and just HAVE TO BUY THE WHOLE COLLECTION! Well, we've got a 3rd pre-order option JUST FOR YOU! Get yourself hooked up with ALL SIX Hack Movies feature films for a mere $39.99! That's fourty bones for a 78 dollar value! That's how you buy on a budget minions!
So there you have it, get yourself hooked up any way you want it Minions, DVDs ship MARCH 17TH 2010! Come back here in Early April to catch a glimps of IT CAME FROM MY PANTS, and be sure to hit the Tour section to see all the Horror Cons, film festivals, and local St. Louis shows hitting a theater near your ass! PEACE!
Another year another flick piece minions! The next evolution of the epic saga that is the Hack Movies universe continues to unfold with the SIXTH feature film from Kevin Strange and Hack Movies since 2006! NIXON AND HOGAN SMOKE CHRISTMAS!!!!
